I have been forgetting to post this for a while and have not heard this idea out in the wild. But why not just have the analog TV stations show a http://www.dtv.gov/ commercial 24/7 on…

In all the news from the death of Ricardo Montalban, I found him saying a good slogan for Static Radio in Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan.

Is Bob a Boy or a girl? We just can’t tell We’ll have to see how he pees. His blue jeans are all king sized He has smooth,hairless thighs and his breath smells like onion…