Bob’s song
Is Bob a Boy or a girl? We just can’t tell We’ll have to see how he pees. His blue jeans are all king sized He has smooth,hairless thighs and his breath smells like onion…
Author Archives: Miles Tidal
Grand Theft Mantis
I got carjacked by this mantis. He made me drive to the pet store (he needed his daily fix of grasshoppers). After an hour, he left me, but not before he had a wicked dance-off.…