Static Radio finishes it’s 21st year and the Polish Nostradamus predicts what might happen in 2021, as if 2020 were all that grand.
- Chiefs vs. Packers, Packers win
- Bob gets fondled by waiter at Chinese restaurant
- Miles becomes a model of some kind
- Manny the Mailman chickens out at a nude beach
- Smidge writes new song titled “Too Tired to Wank” based on his COVID experiences
- CB tries jello wrestling and loses glasses, searches like Velma, but never finds them
- Turns out you can beat COVID by wanking
- President Biden, starts National Bingo Contest
- Celebrity Deaths – Wings Hauser, Marc Singer (The BeasterMaster), Johnny Whittaker (Jodi from Family Affair)
- Bob watches a new Japanese game show called “Guess My Pubes”
Someone we know will land a Netflix show or special
Miles bet a Bob tattoo over his boob if Bob wins or a nice dinner for Miles and his wife if any of the predictions come to pass.
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