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Here is a special holiday song that Miles and Bob get mentioned in, along with Manny, Doc, Sam, Mick and a bunch more wankers.
Lyrics:
The 12 Days Of XMas
On the first day of Christmas,
A wanker sent to me
Johnny Mohawk drunk with Knob Creek (straight bourbon whiskey)
On the second day of Christmas,
Smidge Kurdlebaum sent to me
2 moshpit shoves
& Johnny Mohawk drunk with Knob Creek…
On the third day of Christmas,
2nd Take Tony sent to me
3 French hoes
2 moshpit shoves
& Johnny Mohawk drunk with Knob Creek…
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Owen Postel sent to me
4 flips of the bird
3 French hoes
2 moshpit shoves
& Johnny Mohawk drunk with Knob Creek…
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Miles Tidal sent to me
5 autographs from the LFL League
4 flips of the bird
3 French hoes
2 moshpit shoves
& Johnny Mohawk drunk with Knob Creek…
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Mick from England sent to me
6 soapies wanking
5 autographs from the LFL League
4 flips of the bird
3 French hoes
2 moshpit shoves
& Johnny Mohawk drunk with Knob Creek…
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Bob Lement sent to me
7 Olgas hair-cutting
6 soapies wanking
5 autographs from the LFL League
4 flips of the bird
3 French hoes
2 moshpit shoves
& Johnny Mohawk drunk with Knob Creek…
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Dave Ryan sent to me
8 Toots jingles
7 Olgas hair-cutting
6 soapies wanking
5 autographs from the LFL League
4 flips of the bird
3 French hoes
2 moshpit shoves
& Johnny Mohawk drunk with Knob Creek…
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Herman Cain sent to me
“999”
8 Toots jingles
7 Olgas hair-cutting
6 soapies wanking
5 autographs from the LFL League
4 flips of the bird
3 French hoes
2 moshpit shoves
& Johnny Mohawk drunk with Knob Creek…
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Manny The Mailman sent to me
10 naked postal ladies
“999”
8 Toots jingles
7 Olgas hair-cutting
6 soapies wanking
5 autographs from the LFL League
4 flips of the bird
3 French hoes
2 moshpit shoves
& Johnny Mohawk drunk with Knob Creek…
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Sam & Doc sent to me
11 custom “SD axes”
10 naked postal ladies
“999”
8 Toots jingles
7 Olgas hair-cutting
6 soapies wanking
5 autographs from the LFL League
4 flips of the bird
3 French hoes
2 moshpit shoves
& Johnny Mohawk drunk with Knob Creek…
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Byron Duddle sent to me
12 more Gunkcasts
11 custom “SD axes”
10 naked postal ladies
“999”
8 Toots jingles
7 Olgas hair-cutting
6 soapies wanking
5 autographs from the LFL League
4 flips of the bird
3 French hoes
2 moshpit shoves
& Johnny Mohawk drunk with Knob Creek…