Bob’s song

Is Bob a Boy or a girl?
We just can’t tell
We’ll have to see how he pees.
His blue jeans are all king sized
He has smooth,hairless thighs
and his breath smells like onion rings
and his breath smells like onion rings
and his breath smells like onion rings

Bob hurt his knee when he was in school
He has a problem with intimacy
He hates jury duty
He’s too good to watch Judge Judy
and his breath smells like onion rings
and his breath smells like onion rings
and his breath smells like onion rings

Bob kicked some ass in Scholastic Bowl
His mom killed his dog
His likes fries in a bag
it make his belly sag
and his breath smells like onion rings
and his breath smells like onion rings
and his breath smells like onion rings