Bob gets his annual check update, while Miles tries to explain our title.
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Looks like Merritt and Chang are branching out of podcasts and the tech biz.
Miles pulls back a previous apology while Bob remains honest to his roofer.
Miles talks about spanking while Bob deals with a leaky roof.
Bob talks like a Beatle, while Miles takes in Da Bears and adventures at Legoland.
Miles kids come up with a great future idea, while Bob tells the tale of stale beer.

Bob bolsters Miles ego, while Miles talks to Granny Fanny.
Miles gets the kids off to school, finally and Bob gets back from vacation.
Bob talks about really having to pee, and Miles tries to find a substitute for toilet paper.
Miles talks about RAGBRAI and Bob is mesmerized, well maybe not.
Bob and Miles wrap-up our month long TrekFest adventure.
Miles takes in the finish of the 2009 RAGBRAI
Allen Huffman who played JP Gonner at TrekFest 2009 tells us about his websites and his experience at TrekFest.
Miles continues to talk Trek while he screws Bob out of a free Star Trek movie ticket.
I thought it might be interesting to see a search that brought someone to our site recently and here is the weird one this week:
http://www.bing.com/search?q=lisa+whelchel+ass+pics&FORM=MSNH11
Click at your own risk
Bob gets an eyeful over the 4th of July holiday while Miles celebrates in a different way.
Miles takes us on an audio journey through his Trek Fest 2009 experience.
View the all the pictures here

Bob talks about the Arch while Miles is supportin the troops.
What a great piece of real TV, Lange is the best, I would hazard to bet that they prepped him by saying go out and be yourself and now that he actually was himself they are all pissed off. His bits would still have been great even if you pulled out all the F-bombs and made it safe for broadcast TV, a real guy with real opinions that he owns.
Catch Lange’s bit here while it still exists, http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2962462/artie_lange_on_joe_buck_live/
Follow this link
Bob gets invited to his reunion while Miles seeths about Andy Richter’s Tonight Show gig
Miles has a mystery to figure out, and Bob is no help.
Bob herds kids while Miles enters the third circle of hell.



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Bob gets a trim, while Miles tries out some gardening tips.
Had lunch here recently, kinda neat, an old post office made into a restaurant and bar.

Miles does an opportunity prank, while Bob is trapped in a hotel.
Bob talks Twitter, while Miles answers the call of the Mormon.
Found this in the basement hallway, must have sprayed recently.


Miles has a Hallmark Moment, while Bob stops by the Post Office.

Bob keeps it real clean while Miles can’t follow directions and disbelieves.
I think Miles would like to star in a reverse version of this show, The Cougar. The twist is that he would be the Bret Micheals with a bevy of Cougars to choose from.

This is one of my morning pop tarts at the bottom of my trash can. I can’t eat it, it looks horrible.
Bob and Miles talk to The Rampler, Frank Edward Nora.
Miles gets into it all by getting away from it all.
You can read what the Wikipedia says about it, or even Yahoo, but in the end it is just a bunch of crap. Each of those entries point to more afternoon sunlight time for this or that but the fact is if you want more time, you either get up early or use a flashlight or wait for the next day. It is just absolute crap to think it helps in some way, well I suppose if you are a total moron it helps but the reality is there is the same amount of daylight as before we have just tricked ourselves into thinking the sun stays up later, it is akin to setting your clocks 15 minutes fast so you won’t be late. Now it may help some chronically late people but really to do that for everyone as a society is just asinine. Our we a whole country of people who can’t operate without some sort of simple trick to keep us going.
The truth for me at least is twice a year, I get my sleep patterns totally fucked for 2 weeks while I adjust to this new time, not to mention the fact that how can anyone keep the time straight after these almost random adjustments of time. We have time zones then we have time zones with Daylight Saving, how crazy. Some great way to usher in this global economy by giving everyone around the world the mindfuck that is DST.
Well it is getting late, or is it, I am at least within an hour I suppose. Stupid Daylight Saving Time.
Miles celebrates Cashmere Pulaski while Bob talks about a bad dye job.

Bob tells of his adventures in public restrooms while Miles insinuates other happenings.
Miles tells us how he saved Honest Abe in his revisionist history of Lincoln’s life.
Bob says goodbye to a friend, and Miles addresses Clear Lake.
I have been forgetting to post this for a while and have not heard this idea out in the wild.
But why not just have the analog TV stations show a http://www.dtv.gov/ commercial 24/7 on those channels for two weeks, won’t that get everyone who needs to know the message.
How simple, using mass media to spread the word, duh.
I often wonder about the government and the big shots, how stupid can you be.
Miles takes it on the mug, while Bob slides around and f’s up.
Miles put this together even before we had StaticRadio.com but it celebrates the fateful day, in its own way.
Bob is almost involved in a mercury catastrophe, while Miles is one upped in the bathroom.
The experiment continues and Miles talks about his dogs desires.
In all the news from the death of Ricardo Montalban, I found him saying a good slogan for Static Radio in Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan.
We all mourn the passing of Ricardo Montalban, he will be missed.

We create some junk video and talk about junk car parts this week. You can also watch our silly video at http://www.mogulus.com/staticradio
Bob tells some of the Static Radio origin story, while Miles celebrates 10 years by recounting embarrassing stories.
Miles thinks he has one of these.
Miles has a Merry Christmas, candle light style, while Bob has a more traditional, Holy Night.
Miles sings a new Christmas Carol and Bob gets a call.

Bob copes at the doctors office and Miles gets showered with sauce.
Miles channels chipmunks while Bob talks to the locals.
Bob gets blown away while Miles gets new underwear.
Miles experiences election racism first hand and Bob gets schooled in French.
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Bob has an uninvited guest in the bathroom, while Miles is in his living room.

Bob is still in pain and Miles visits Granny Two Times

Bob gets bent over the checkout, while Miles cashes out on Donny.
Bob attacks the blockage while Miles celebrates.
Miles time warps, while Bob rubs elbows with the government elite.
Bob gives a cut and get one, while Miles is disinterested with politics, special appearance by Chewbacca
Miles makes an announcement, while Bob talks about economic indicators.
Bob forgets to press record and Miles tells a joke.
Miles channels the Force while Bob gets his weight guessed.
Bob splashes down at the water park and Miles plays tail gunner.
You can thank Charter for this week’s show being late
Miles has an emmy award nominee of an idea, while Bob is distracted by the phone.
Miles tries to whiz past the Dark Knight, and Bob rides like Knievel.
Bob takes in a circus act while Miles takes a trip to the great outdoors.
Miles eats a good meal, by his mom and Bob gets special treatment.
Bob takes care of the food while Miles does want MILF with that.
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Miles meets new people at the airport and Bob talks WallE
Miles pays a visit to Dr Dave and Bob is disgusted.
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Miles examines a summer blockbuster and Bob listens to a whizzer.
Bob is all about the brownies and Miles is Walken.
Miles gets gothic and picks up a fan, while Bob marvels at Miles melon.
Bob IQ test score.
Take the IQ test at IQLeague.com and post your cert in our comments section.
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Bob gets cleaned out while Miles picks up some river skank.
Miles cleans up with a donkey show and Bob is getting free movies.
Bob gets a surprise in his cup while Miles uses his cup for something else.
Miles helps out the neighbor kids and Bob visits tiny George and gets poked.
Bob is getting the call and Miles gets a free gift.
Miles talks to the reincarnated Keith Moon and Bob becomes the Assembler.
Bob feels the strike and Miles keeps his eyes on the prize.
Miles Road Trip to Madison and some sexually active lawn furniture.
Miles has a little Jeter on his chin and Bob walks the line.
Bob deals with the crazy weather and Miles pines for Cojo.


Miles gets an eyeful then a handful, while Bob takes inventory of his digits.
Bob has some personal hygiene problems and Miles is incomplete.
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Miles confronts a mystery vehicle and Bob sees sunny days.
Have a bowl of Monkey Brains, I was at the store the other day and I found the product below, I am not sure if it is a tie-in to Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom or not.

Bob is stuck waiting while Miles is in a disconnect.
Miles has a BIG day and Bob watches the homeless go to work.
Miles thinks unclean thoughts about Mrs. Garrett and Bob is riding Wildfire.
Bob keeps it clean and Miles does an Iowa campaign recap.
Miles looks for some memorabilia while Bob invents a new kinda doughnut.
Bob gets a cut and Miles gets the munchies

Miles is almost MIA and Bob takes another step towards adulthood.
from the guys at Static Radio.
If your bored you can play this game.
Bob prepares to sled while Miles gets a finger up the ass.
from your buds here at Static Radio.
Miles is to sexy and Bob is mesmerized by the lights.
Use your arrow keys to move left and right and to climb.
Use space bar to Jump
Bob goes to kids choke for free night and Miles delivers a cake for Jehovah.
Miles doesn’t feel alone anymore and Bob parties like it’s 1989
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Bob eats f’ing good ham and Miles sees into his past and future.
Miles hunts down a pizza and Bob’s got nothing.
Bob waits while Miles learns a lesson at the drive-thru.
Bob watch others eat the inedible while Miles follows the trail of turds.
Miles gets his van checked out and Bob remembers old customers.
Bob gets a present and asks questions and Miles gives answers.

I think this truck pulls up at Miles house once a week.

Bob has a special day and Miles catches a few ZZZZ’s
Bob goes to lunch with the Angels and Miles questions his memory.
Miles sees how long he can hold his breath and Bob gets the shakedown.
Bob hits the Shack and Miles gets a delivery, via cell phone.
Miles envisions new parts for Desiree and Bob takes a trip to the Zoo.
Bob fears are founded and Miles watches the master in action.
Miles defends his photos and Bob takes charge of the kiddies.
Bob is an ass at work and Miles chats up the chics.
Miles visits Green Bay in a big way and Bob is a victim of mistaken identity.
Miles swaps stories of a ghostly nature and Bob channels a Hannah Barbera genie from the past.


In case you can’t read it the autograph says
” Bob + Miles – tune in to static- Sleep with the lights on! Terry Fisk”
Bob goes to Boot Camp and Miles habits catch him off guard.
Miles swims with the fringes of society and Bob goes for all you can eat.
Bob gets the message loud and clear and Miles isn’t liked.
Bob gives a history lesson about the famous Soulard Market and Miles hits the beach.
Miles takes on the Kraken from SeaWorld in Orlando, FL, you can stare in amazement or play the game.

Miles starts the ride of his life with a little help from a friend, Bob talks of seeding the world.
Miles gets sent on a suicide mission and Bob gives him tips on how to survive.
Bob checks out the local racks at Sams Club and Miles divulges his secret viewing habits.
This guy got caught taking a leak on the side of the road. Watch when they come to Iowa and catch Miles in the ditch dropping a deuce. I am just waiting for the first Google Map Street View ad, as they follow the car taking pictures to get there web address on it.
Update: Looks like they have taken down the link to the dude caught taking a leak above, here may be the reason why.Ā Or maybe this.
Miles goes on a soda run and comes back empty and Bob gets exposed for his sneaky ways.
Miles has a pirate birthday party and Bob is amazed at his lack of knot tying skills.
Miles talks about movies and the rating system and Bob gets an invite.
Bob goes to a graduation and Miles comes up with a title.
Miles hunts for some shrooms and Bob checks out the local On Demand in Springfield MO.
Miles cheaps out at a cook out and Bob laughs at a friends eating habits.
Christmas at the Tidal household will never be the same.
Bob gets another haircut and Miles is a superhero? on a alphabetical mission.
Miles embraces his neighbors and Bob marvels at the Tidal families cleanliness.
Since we don’t play music, the stupid royalty rates don’t have a bearing on what we do, but chances are if you do listen to our show, you probably listen to music online as well and those sites are getting screwed. Take a look at Save Net Radio.org and see what you might be able to do as a listener.
Thanks, now back to the bathroom humor, all aboard.
Miles starts planning his next wedding and Bob gets the crook cheese eye.
Bob sees legends, television personalities and weird hair touchers, Miles isnt that interested.
Bob sees the future as it unfurls in front of him and Miles causes a divorce.
How long can he hold on?
Bob re-lives the flashlight dance and Miles wife drops the celebrity stinkbomb on Lisa Whelchel.
Bob talks about Slim Jims and Miles feels really really old.
Miles talks about his ass, and Bob tries to keep his cup.
A new random feature here at Static, when Bob hits on a “Cherry” piece of media for under a dollar out at a garage sale, yard sale or flea market, he is going to give it away. The contest for this piece of one hit wonder history is to leave what Bob and Miles think is the best or most entertaining answer to the following question in the comments of this post.
“While watching Warrant’s Cherry Pie video I _______”
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQm2Yvh5vNE[/video]
Please leave an email address so that we can contact you and send you your prize.
We will giveaway the Warrant Cherry Pie cassette tape on March 15, 2007.
Bob gets winked at and Miles is cruising in myspace.
Miles tells you about his breast friend and Bob deals with snow.
Miles kids destroy government property and Bob channels Crispin Glover.
Bob deals with video game mania and Miles is crying while doing the Super Bowl Shuffle.
Miles tells an old lady to wait and Bob sees the crack that launched a thousand look aways.
You can compare the first time we talked with John to our latest talk where he is hawking Prank the Monkey.
You can compare the first time we talked with John to our latest talk where he is hawking Prank the Monkey.
Miles and Bob talk to Sir John Hargrave, of Zug.com about the upcoming release of his new book Prank the Monkey, and some other things he has allegedly done. You can pre-buy now at Amazon.com, the book will be available on January 30, 2007
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Bob is going on a trip and Miles has a happy Burt Young New Year.